Crippling Deep Statement Hoodie
Welcome to Crippling Deep - where pain is chronic, the attitude is terminal, and apparently throwing up hand signs counts as range of motion. Featuring Crippling Deep across the chest and a full statement graphic on the back, this medium weight fleece hoodie is soft, cozy, and built for those days when your body wakes up and chooses absolute BULLSHIT. The durable 3-end fleece construction helps it hold its shape, while the roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood make it perfect for comfort on those flare days, couch days, errand days- or I showed up, what more do you want from me days.
Comfortable, warm, and unapologetically unfiltered.
If you’re going to be chronically ill, you might as well be chronically funny !
Product features
- Soft, medium-heavy 8.25 oz fleece with a smooth, luxurious hand-feel
- Twill neck tape and double-needle topstitching for shape retention and durability
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and adjustable hood with metal-grommet drawcords
- Available embroidery placement (left or center chest) and printed front artwork
- Blend includes combed ring-spun cotton and recycled polyester for comfort and reduced shrinkage
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Hood with drawstrings
Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord, tipped ends, and metal grommets
Necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Fabric composition
Composition varies for heather colors. Grey Heather and Oatmeal Heather: 70% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester; Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Soft hand-feel
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, with a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. The garment's exterior is 100% cotton, making it perfect for printing
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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