Certified Carpet Muncher Graphic T-Shirt
CERTIFIED CARPET MUNCHER — Professional Skills. Personal Passion. 🌈💋
Licensed? Maybe. Experienced? Absolutely. Customer satisfaction? Let's just say the reviews speak for themselves! 😂🏳️🌈
Who says a little carpet maintenance can't be a whole lot of fun? This hilariously cheeky tee takes a classic lesbian slang term and gives it the full vintage advertising treatment, complete with a retro vacuum cleaner, old-school carpet graphics, and enough double entendre to make Grandma do a double take!
Made for the proudly lesbian, sapphic sweethearts, queer queens, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly inappropriate joke hiding in plain sight. It's bold, playful, and just subtle enough that the right people will get it immediately... while everyone else wonders why you're so passionate about floor care. 😂
Perfect for Pride festivals, lesbian bars, drag brunches, queer gatherings, date nights, or simply running errands while advertising your very specialized set of skills.
Because some people just vacuum the carpet. Others are CERTIFIED professionals! 🌈😏
No appointments necessary. References available upon request. Satisfaction not guaranteed by the vacuum manufacturer! 💋
Product features:
- Strong, smooth fabric designed for crisp printing
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction helps reduce fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder taping for shape retention and durability
- DTG and DTF printing techniques deliver detailed, long-lasting designs
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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