SPOON VAMPIRE Graphic T-Shirt
SPOON VAMPIRE — One Spoon, Two Spoons... NO SPOONS! 🧛♀️🥄💜
One spoon... Two spoons... Some spoons... NO SPOONS! AH AH AH! 😂🧛♀️
Welcome to the wonderfully exhausting world of Spoon Theory, where counting your spoons isn't just a hobby — it's how you survive the day!
This hilarious retro-inspired tee features a fabulous purple vampire with a serious spoon obsession, a colorful rainbow backdrop, and a whole lot of chronic illness attitude. With her overflowing spoon collection, purple awareness ribbon, and a reminder to pace, plan, prioritize, and protect your peace, she's serving equal parts nostalgia, humor, and chronic illness awareness.
Made for lupus warriors, chronic illness fighters, chronic pain survivors, and every spoonie who's ever had to calculate whether taking a shower today means canceling plans tomorrow.
Because living with limited energy means learning to budget your spoons like they're the last dollars in your bank account. Some days you've got five. Some days you've got one. And some days? The spoon drawer is EMPTY before breakfast! 😂🥄
Same count. Less energy. MORE STRATEGY!
And remember: Rest isn't a reward you have to earn. It's part of taking care of yourself.
Product features:
- Medium-weight fabric with durable 5.3 oz/yd² construction
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for added comfort
- Crisp DTG and DTF printing for detailed, vibrant artwork
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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